The episode really begins when Jacqueline decides that she is going to do an unannounced drop-by on Teresa. My house is probably filthy! But drop-by she does, and Teresa allows her inside despite being in yoga pants with no makeup on and not having vacuumed.
What do you want? Once inside, Jacqueline explains that she needs clarity on their relationship, and that she was confused by the letter Teresa sent via Lawyer Jimmy. And then they cry and they make up and then Teresa tells Jacqueline about the homemade dildos in prison and suddenly everything is back to normal. For now. Why are we in the dining room? Why do we care? Why are we discussing sideboards? Is anything actually happening other than Jacqueline letting the other ladies know she chatted with Teresa?
Other things to know about me: this is going to be a less popular position, but in addition to unannounced drop-bys, I also hate me a lady party. Why does it have to be all ladies?
Why am I putting on high heels to hang out with a bunch of other ladies? Are the other ladies going to hold it against me when I get waaaaay too drunk after I self-medicate just to get through this lady party?
And why are there always games at lady parties? No one wins. We all lose. Not that you really needed it for this recapβ¦. Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive. Type your emailβ¦. Continue reading. So, this lady party.
